My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
- Mommy, i want a bicycle !! - Shut up Sam! You've already have your wheelchair!
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What does an imouto ride? Onii-san.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Three nuns had to go before mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says have you sinned? Yes I have mother I have stolen a bicycle. Okay said mother Superior okay said mother Superior say 100 holy Marys and put dip your hand in the holy water... Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned she slept with a married man.. so mother Superior says okay save 500 hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way the third nun comes up and she says I peed in the holy water 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈
Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called? A tEsTiClE-
A kid came from school. His mother said "What did you do in school?" The boy replied "I had sex with my my Teacher" She said "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store The dad said " Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said "I can't, my butt is sore" Dad said "Why is your butt sore" The Boy said "Because I had sex with my teacher".
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she's dead.
what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.
When I walk to school I fart
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.
What’s pink rusty and covered in cobwebs
Madeline McCann bike
What is the difference between a Flat tire bicycle and a Woman, answer, You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride on it, while a woman you need to ride on her and pump.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I'm lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
