Bicycle

Bicycle jokes

Woman

    • What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?

    Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.

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    • Olympics

    • Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

    Kleenex

    Depends

    Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

    Velcro Shoe manufacturers

    Steven Hawkings Publishers

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    • Present

    • Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

    Bicycle memes

    Gay Man

    • Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?

    Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

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    • Nun

    • Three nuns had to go before Mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says, "Have you sinned?" "Yes, I have, Mother. I have stolen a bicycle." Okay, said Mother Superior. "Say 100 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water." Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned. "She slept with a married man." So Mother Superior says, "Okay, say 500 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way." The third nun comes up and she says, "I peed in the holy water!" 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈

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    • Nun

    • Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.

    One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."

    The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."

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    • Heterosexual men

    • Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

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    • Bike

    • I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

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    • Teacher

    • A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."

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