Vehicle

Vehicle jokes

Titanic

Why did the Titanic cross the road?

Slavery

I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."

Seatbelt

What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?

A seatbelt.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.