Vehicle jokes
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...