Vehicle jokes

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.

I go beep like a Jeep.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Bus went vrrrrrrrm.

What do you call a flying bus?

An Airbus.

What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.

I’m going to be scared of diesel.

I love bus jokes.

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?

The Beetle!

What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?

Hop on.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Maserati.

Maserati who?

Why don't you clean up this Maserati?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.