Vehicle jokes
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
I go beep like a Jeep.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
I love bus jokes.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?