Vehicle jokes

What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?

The Beetle!

Bus went vrrrrrrrm.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Maserati.

Maserati who?

Why don't you clean up this Maserati?

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a flying bus?

An Airbus.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.

Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

I go beep like a Jeep.

What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?

Hop on.

I love bus jokes.

I’m going to be scared of diesel.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!