I’m going to be scared of diesel.
I love bus jokes.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
