Vehicle jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Memes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
I go beep like a Jeep.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
I love bus jokes.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.