Vehicle jokes
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
I go beep like a Jeep.
Memes
Car meme
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
I love bus jokes.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.