Vehicle jokes

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

What is a car that runs and can't?

What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.

What is your car's name?

How are babies and the elderly similar?

They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.

Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.

My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.

A school bus full of children.

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.

So my bus... goodness.

I love jokes about buses.

My car 🚘

What's something yellow and cannot swim?

A bus full of children.

What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.

Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.

Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.

The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.

A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.

Why did the bus cross the road?

What is yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of orphans.

Your hairline looks like a car!