Vehicle jokes
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
I love jokes about buses.
My car 🚘
What is a car that runs and can't?
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is your car's name?
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
Your hairline looks like a car!
Why did the bus cross the road?
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Kart! (DYM 151)
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.