Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Orphan Kidnapping
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. Orphans don't have families. Kidnappers need a family van to look like they're, ya know, a family. Get it now? Also, you look like you still play with those dinky cars.
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the trap van haha