Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Orphan Kidnapping
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. Orphans don't have families. Kidnappers need a family van to look like they're, ya know, a family. Get it now? Also, you look like you still play with those dinky cars.
Comments (1)
emo
the trap van haha