Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."
The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."
The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Mosely in a white van.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
