Vehicle jokes
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.