Vehicle jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.