Vehicle jokes
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.