Vehicle jokes

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired.

Why do the brakes keep squealing?

Because the driver hit it too hard.

Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"

Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.

What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁

I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.

What is a car?

What happened to the frog that partied illegally?

He got TOAD away!

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!

What's the difference between cars and grass?

They both have wheels, except for the grass.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...

My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.

The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"