Special Military Operation

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."

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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how Russia is supposedly fighting NATO in a "special military operation". But get this, Russia's losing big time – soldiers, tanks, planes, the whole shebang! And NATO? They haven't even bothered to show up! It's funny 'cause Russia is getting its butt kicked without even facing the real enemy. You are so slow, that you have to chase the garbage truck to get behind it!

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