Hawking's Divine Retribution

Listen up, buttercup. So, Stephen Hawking, the brainy dude, said God isn't real. Then, get this, a priest put a boot on his tire! It's like, payback from the heavens, or at least from someone who reps them. You know Hawking was like a frickin' genius? And priests are supposed to be holy? It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and a little bit mean, kinda like when you try to parallel park.