Vegetable jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.