Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Mushroom
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
Put the wheel wheelchair in the pot
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
Potato
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yamm
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn't he just sat there
Do u know the similarity between a penis and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it
