Vegetable jokes
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What do you call it when human vegetables die?
Spoiled food product.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.