What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Aids
I cried while my parents were cutting onions..... onions was such a good dog.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
my mums a carrot
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing
🧀:C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀:You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
wanna hear a joke about corn
Nevermind it's too corny
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheel chair
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
