Seizure salad jokes

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?

Seizure salad.

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?

A seizure salad.

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

What was the epileptic chef’s house special?

Seizure salad.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.