Seizure salad jokes

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?

Seizure salad.

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?

A seizure salad.

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

What was the epileptic chef’s house special?

Seizure salad.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A vanilla shake.

What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?

A kill streak.