Seizure salad jokes

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?

Seizure salad.

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?

A seizure salad.

What was the epileptic chef’s house special?

Seizure salad.