I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
i suck big weiner
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she's a vegetable at least there still in the produce section
what do u call a load of retards in a swimming pool vegetable soup
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
whats the best part of the vegetable the wheelchair
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables
Guy 1: Whats your favorite vegetable Guy 2: Stefen Hawking