Baby vs Onion

The joke plays on the fact that people cry when cutting onions. It creates a dark and absurd comparison to the emotional response of seeing a baby. The humor comes from the unexpected and slightly morbid twist.

• Onion
• Baby
• Difference
• Cry
• Vegetable
• Food

• What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma? I cried when I cut up the onions.
• What's the difference between a bay and an onion? I cry when I cut into an onion.
• What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.
• Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion? A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.