I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
MajorOstrich
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.