Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
knock knock lettuce in
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
knock-knock hoos there iceberg lettus iceberg lettus hoo iceberg!!!!! lettus in !!!!!!!!!!!
if u were a vegetable u would be a cute-cumber
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What do u call a bunch of whilchares on top of one another. ? A vegetable rack
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What do you call a eatable door
- Coriander 😂
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet"
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables