What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yamm
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Do u know the similarity between a penis and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable
Pickle carrots
There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
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What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What is big and long and hard? A cucumber!
What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
My wife said she wanted steam vegetables with her steak so I put her father in the hot tub
