Broccoli Love

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

Explanation

This is a silly and weird joke where the humor comes from the absurdity of a person engaging in sexual activity with a piece of broccoli, and then the brother being more concerned about the fact that he was going to eat the broccoli and now it smells.

Comments (2)

Anonymous

7 years ago

Nice

Chshchakxj

4 years ago

These websites with the retarted weird jokes make no sense 0/10 my boi

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