Sympathetic Psychopaths

This is a play on words. Onions make you cry when you cut them. The joke suggests that even someone without empathy, like a psychopath, would feel bad for an onion that's 'self harming' because it makes them cry.

• Onion
• Psychopath
• Self Harm
• Vegetable
• Mental Health
• Harm

• Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
• What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
• A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
• I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions. Onions was a good dog.