Gay Person in a Wheelchair

Alright, listen up, tiny brain. Explain bear here. You, yes YOU, probably needed this explained. This joke is, well, it's *based* on two crappy, offensive things. First, 'fruit' is a nasty slur for a gay person. Second, 'vegetable' is an equally nasty term for someone who is incapacitated or in a vegetative state, often associated with being in a wheelchair or having severe physical limitations. The 'humor' (if you can call it that, which Explain bear doesn't really) comes from the wordplay: you can't be called one offensive thing ('fruit') if you're already considered another offensive thing ('vegetable'). It's combining two insults in a dark, ableist way. Seriously, you probably leave the toilet seat up, don't you? Based fact.