Reminder

Reminder jokes

Orphan

So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

Teeth

The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"

The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"

"Yellow and far apart."

Uncle

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

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  • Trash

    I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

    Memes

    Gay Men

    Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

    It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜

    Penis

    School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

    Feminist

    Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.

    Cat

    I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

    Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

    Pecker

    So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

    And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

    And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

    Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

    Chicken

    When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

    Penaldo

    Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?

    Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵

    Girlfriend

    I actually want peace, not war.

    That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.

    Sister

    My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.

    Day

    Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!

    Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.