The 60+ Best Reminder Jokes

So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

why is September 11th the best birthday?

no one ever forgets it! <3

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy and he seemed disappointed so I reminded him that he has no family.

Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu

What time do you call me tomorrow

I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm cst

Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!

Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.

So In Prep class, The students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for grandparents day. Little Johnny's friend Little Sally write things like “thankyou” and “You are so nice!” And Little Johnny goes, “What are you doing you got it wrong!” So sally says, “What do you mean, it’s a letter.” Little Johnny says, “Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the Teacher said!” Then he says, “I wrote a J to remind them of me!”