So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
School reminds me of a penis. Its long and hard unless your Asian
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford. Fat, mean and probably inbred.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? because they remind them of men's dicks
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
So little Susie came home and said “mom little johnny show me his pecker”. And her mom said WHAT?! And little Susie was like yea it reminded me of a peanut, her mom said oh because it was so small. Susie said no because it tasted salty.
my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone's attention.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
When you see an orphanage bully remind them that no matter how powerful they are they will never be as strong as their dad's..... Oh wait they don't have a dad
why is September 11th the best birthday?
no one ever forgets it! <3
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
