Moist and 12 Inches

The humor comes from the initial question implying something sexual with the description of 12 inches and moist. The punchline then subverts this expectation with a very mundane answer of a cucumber, creating a humorous contrast.

• Cucumber
• Inch
• Vegetable
• Inside
• Local
• Size

• What is big and long and hard? A cucumber!
• What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber 🥒
• Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is? They both have cum in it.
• What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber. What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.