Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair
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How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
In the hospital they need to keep the disabled patients rooms cooler than the other patients rooms. Why? They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Mushroom
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
if u were a vegetable u would be a cute-cumber
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories
What’s a vegetables favorite dance
The cabbage patch
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
Put the wheel wheelchair in the pot
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Potato
