Vegetable jokes
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.
Memes
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
My mum's a carrot.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.