if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. However, the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
The first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed. But you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"
What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What is big and long and hard? A cucumber!
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Pickle carrots
There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry
What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
BEAN
knock knock whos there? lettuce lettuce who? lettuce in and ill tell ya
