Vegetable jokes
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).