Vegetable jokes
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"