So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Aids
I cried while my parents were cutting onions..... onions was such a good dog.
my mums a carrot
what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”
what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing
🧀:C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀:You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz u can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheel chair
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
wanna hear a joke about corn
Nevermind it's too corny
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
