What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What does Cangaball do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn't he just sat there
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.
a guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if its relephant. he says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
WHat store has the most vegetables... A nursing home
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
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How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
