Vegetable

Vegetable jokes

People

    • What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

    Seasoned vegetables.

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    • Song

    • What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

    What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

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    • Vegetable memes

    Sub

    • Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

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    • Cannibal

    • A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."

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    • Child

    • If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

    I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

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    • Potato

    • What did the doctor say to the potato?

    It told it it had tuberculosis.

    Incest

    • So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

    He'll probably leave her alone now.

    He doesn't eat vegetables.

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