Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
