Vegetable

Vegetable Jokes

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.