My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
