What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables"
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do you call environmental conscious Mexican A Green bean
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
What the can say to the tomato? Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾 I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good..
How many potato to feed the elephant
My wife said she wanted steam vegetables with her steak so I put her father in the hot tub
What’s a vegetables favorite dance
The cabbage patch
What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What does Cangaball do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
