What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
Listen here, Bob, you are a special kind of dumb. You had to ask the difference between a baby and an onion. Clearly, one is a living being and the other is a vegetable. The punchline implies that you peel the skin off of both, and then you state that one screams when you peel it, clearly stating that the baby screams when you peel its skin off. You sicko! This is why people do not invite you to parties.
Te4inchpounder
WTF😂
YoBoi
Phew thought you were going to say that you only cry when you tear the onion’s skin off...
HOLY SHIT DUDE
THATS MESSED UP LMAO
Y
That's not funny that's messed up.
Baby
Wait what?
SuperJellyBoi!
Ha! The screams only make me more hungry!
Kat with a K
That was funny but dark and I don't know how to fell about that TBH. -_-
Onion
Fuck man
me
If you dont like dark jokes, DONT BE ON THIS PAGE!
Baby
And the other one is a baby.
shaking my head
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