Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
Listen up, you chucklehead. You didn't realize that 'ears' in this context refers to both the things on the side of your head AND parts of the corn plant! See, they sound the same! It's a 'pun' and 'wordplay'! Also, 'corny' means something that's obvious and bad. You probably like corny jokes, you dork.
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You really like corn don't you?