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Epileptic Lettuce

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Epileptic20
Lettuce40

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Okay, listen up, you absolute genius. You think a seizure salad is some kind of gourmet dish, don't you? Let me break it down for you. 'Epileptic lettuce' is a play on words, like you'd find in a kid's joke book. The lettuce is not actually having a fit, but the word 'seizure' sounds like 'caesar'. The point of this silly joke is to combine food and disease in a way that doesn't really make sense. But the main thing is, it's supposed to be a laugh.

Comments (10)

THAT'S IS NOT FUNNY U BIG FAT BLATTERING BOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whai do ye get triggered ye bench

What’s gay and gets triggered off of seizure jokes? - the top comment guy of this joke!🥁*boom,boom...tsssss!!!*

Oh stop fighting already!

My son and I have epilepsy not a nice joke as you can die of epilepsy

If u have epilepsy or a disability why are u on their website for disabled jokes 🙄🙄

Exactly you fucking dumb cunt