Ups jokes
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Memes
"Deznuts up your ass."
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
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TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"