Yo Mama Throws Up

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how fat yo mama is. Like, she eats SOOOO much that she pukes a THOUSAND times! And then she's all like, "Help me, son!" because even she can't handle how much she's been eatin'.

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