Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Ups Jokes
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. π
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth π"
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
