Marital Rape

I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.

Why is that a joke?

Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.

Why is that a joke?

Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?

Why is that a joke?

She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.

No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" ain't funny, it's just plain wrong. It talks about marital rape, which is super not okay. Back in the day, some dummies thought a husband could do whatever he wanted to his wife, but guess what? That's a felony. You're probably the type of person that still thinks the Earth is flat, so let me spell it out: hurting someone without their consent is never a joke.

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