Hawkins and Fighting

  • Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?

    'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because Stephen Hawking was a genius physicist who used a wheelchair because he had a disease that made it hard for him to move. The punchline uses the phrase "stand up for himself" which means both defending himself in a fight and, literally, standing up. Are you following me, or do I need to draw you a picture?

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