Dog poop jokes

What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?

Dog poop touches grass.

My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.

We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.