Dog poop jokes

My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.

What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?

Dog poop touches grass.

We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.

A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"

Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.

Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.

Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...

I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.