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Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:

1. USA was NEVER invaded!

2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!

3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!

4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.

5. We have more allies than you.

6. We are smaller but stronger.

7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!

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Alright listen up, buttercup. This dude is trying to say 'Murica is better than Russia. It's like saying a grilled cheese is better than, well, anything, really. I mean, come on, who doesn't love a good grilled cheese? You probably don't because you're a dummy.

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What about that time when usa nuked thousands of innocent japanese men, women and children, and nobody was jailed for genecide? Or the time when usa lied about weapons of mass destruction? Negotiated with terrorists? etc. Do you even know your own history?

The only good american is a dead american.

Russia created and tested the world's most powerful bomb, and they don't resort to using illegal weapons in wars like usa, why should they think they are weaker than usa?