Mole jokes

Mole

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

They both live underground, except for the eagle.

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

What's the difference between a mole and a priest?

One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

Little Johnny: What are you doing?

Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.

It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.

Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.