Mole

Mole Jokes

ok so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him. it was a seven course meal if i say so myself

What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .

So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol