Mole jokes

Mole

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"

His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."

Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.

Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.

How dairy!

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

What's the difference between a mole and a priest?

One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.

It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.

Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.