mole
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected"
What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
my sister said you smell but then she saw her panties having moles on it
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt......
What's the difference between a mole and a priest's one what's till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
ok so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him. it was a seven course meal if i say so myself
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.