Mole
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
