Mole jokes

Mole

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

They both live underground, except for the eagle.

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

What's the difference between a mole and a priest?

One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.

It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.

Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.