Treat jokes
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Memes
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.