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Snail

Anonymous

Why do the French eat snails? – They don’t like fast food.

Wind

Shujiko

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”

The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.”

The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”

The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”

Puns

Anonymous

After an explosion at a French cheese factory… all that was left was De Brie

German

Lily

A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene, French border staff: Occupation? German: No, no, no, just visiting.

School

Anonymous

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I’ll see you on Monday

Ketchup

Daniel King

What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?

They ketchup.

German

Tom

How do you escape a French prison?

Yell angrily in German.

Scream

TheBestFrenchJokes

English: It’s the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”

French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre.Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée !”

School

TheBestFrenchJokes

English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.

French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.

Man

Cr8zygamer10

I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, “Wii!”

Building

Anonymous

How do you sink an American battleship?

Have the French build it

America

The American

3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three “You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren’t that heartless so we’ll let you choose your deaths.” So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said “Viva la France” and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said “For the queen” and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself “Try make a canoe out of this one!”

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French Fries

Daniel King

Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?

In Greece.

Restaurant

Anonymous

*I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

Cook

Anonymous

did you know that French fries aren’t from France? There cooked in Greece.

Snail

Anonymous

Why do French like to eat snails so much?

They can’t stand fast food.

Fall

Amazing Grace

What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!

Flat

Paladin

The American salute start’s with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.

Aunt

Charlidamelio

What do you call your angry french aunt

A crossaunt

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