After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie
Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.
A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.
French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What do you call your angry french aunt
A crossaunt
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre.Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée !”
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
So two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river. One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. Un Deux Trois Cat was nowhere to be seen. So One Two Three Cat figured that Un Deux Trois Cat sank.
Where does a French cat live? -in Purr-is OR -in the Catacombs OR -in a chat-eau
did you know that French fries aren't from France? There cooked in Greece.