Dessert jokes
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
me when i just ate
I like pie.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
That's caketasic!