Dessert jokes
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
me when i just ate
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Ass cream.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Banana bread is cute.