Dessert jokes
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
me when i just ate
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Pineapple turnover.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."