Dessert jokes
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
me when i just ate
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"