What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me!!!
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"
What's the difference between cake and pie
πr2, cake are round
