What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me!!!
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"
What's the difference between cake and pie
πr2, cake are round
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
