Dessert jokes

What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.

Why does the ice cream have so many friends?

Because he’s cool.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

What do gay men like cocks?

🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋

No matter how much I love cake...

I would never dessert you.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨

Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.

Why did the OREO go to the dentist?

Because he needed a filling. 😂

Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?

I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

A Milky Way 😱

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

Why did Joey drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!

I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.

Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"

Orphan: "What's a mom?"