Dessert jokes
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"