10+ Best Treat Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Trick Or Treat

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A picture of a man with long hair and round sunglasses yelling. The text says "Every mom during trick or treat" and "Did you say thank you?!"

Gun

A meme featuring the 'Nobody:' format followed by a YouTube video thumbnail and title. The top text reads: 'Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: THEN THERE'S THE USA:'. Below this is a YouTube video thumbnail showing a man, Paul Harrell, standing outdoors in a rural area with trees behind him. The video title is 'Should You Carry a Gun While Trick-or-Treating? (2021 Halloween Special)'. The video is by Paul Harrell, has 125K views, and was uploaded 4 days ago.

Girl

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows the silhouette of a woman, wet, facing to the right, with a hand holding hers. Text above her reads: 'The girl that's never been treated right:-'. The bottom panel features a large Spinosaurus dinosaur in a dramatic storm with rain and lightning. Text below the Spinosaurus reads: 'a fucking Spinosaurus in a fucking storm that isnt related to the first picture but its a really cool fucking Spinosaurus'.

Lemonade

A man in a suit stands behind a table that has a sign on it which reads "Lemonade $.75, Cookies 2 for $1.00, AK-47 $700." There are also a pitcher of lemonade, some cookies, and an AK-47 on the table.

Cookie

OFF

A black labrador covers the eyes of a white dog. The text says "HIM? NO, HE DOESN'T WANT A COOKIE. HE SAYS I CAN HAVE TWO."

Plug

yeah this is true very

A white cat is sitting in a chair with its paw on a computer cable. The text on the image says "GET THE TREATS OR I PULL THE PLUG."

Cupcake

A person covered in a black cloth with the text "ME GOING TO GET MY CUPCAKE" overlaid in white text.

Candy

Day 3

The image has text that reads "KID #420" and "FREE CANDY". Under the text, there's a picture of a guy with glasses and a beard, and a large pile of candy. To the right, the image shows Sid, a cartoon character with a big smile.

Princess

💖💖💖💖💖

The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."

Dog

🥰

A close up shot of a Doberman dog with its tongue out, licking a heart-shaped lollipop.

Dog

An old, black and tan dachshund dog with its tongue out is looking eagerly at two lime green sticky notes held by a human hand. The left note says "Get blown up" and the right note says "Get a treat!".

Netflix

The image shows two boxes of cereal called "Colon Blow" with a warning: "May cause abdominal distention. Consult a physician." Text at the top reads "Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone's son:". There are two bowls of the cereal.

Logo

W or L logo?

The word "Fudgetastic" is written in a brown font, stylized to look like fudge, on a pink background with colorful sprinkles. The overall style is hand-drawn.

Cat

Cat girl weight gain

The image shows a series of five cartoon drawings of a female cat character. The first one on the upper left is a slender cat in a business outfit with a skirt. The second on the top middle is a bit chubby and is wearing a pink hoodie and grey pants and has her arms up. The third drawing is on the top right and the cat is chubbier wearing a black outfit. The fourth in the middle of the image is even bigger lying on a sofa eating cookies. The last one on the bottom is on a bed eating even more treats.

Jokes

white Americans

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Zombie

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.