I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good a Cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top
You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
