I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
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You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
