The 60+ Best Treat Jokes

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.

You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I heard a joke about chocolate

It wasn’t that funny

I just Snicker-ed

What is the biggest candy in the world?? Candy Borobudur

A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.

So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.

What is a rat's favorite dessert?

A chocolate mousse cake

So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead

IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?

Owl night long!

My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.