Hitler walks into a bar in hell, the bar tender asks “why are you here? Hitler calmly reply’s.” I killed 8 million Jews and 3 clowns.” The bar tender says “why 3 clowns?” Hitler laughs before answering “see knowone cares about the Jews! Why am I here!”

What do you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses

You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?

A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says “This is your last wish so really make this one count.” The guys says “Well I’ve always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands.” The Genie says “That is asking for quite a lot and I’m not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you’d want?” The guy says "Well I’ve been married and divorced three times, and I just can’t understand what I’ve been doing wrong. I’ve given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says “Do you want a three or four lane highway?”

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender

Why didn’t anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant.

You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

I get more care packages than Africa

freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont f...in care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy

What do you call a chicken that was cared? A tendered chicken

If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes

Christopher Columbus:Sees native americans Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care… Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit

What’s the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I care when my computer crashes.

YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die

I don’t know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn’t care about her life. I don’t care about her life either hahahaha!!;)

What’s white and sticky? A white mans p.... after taking care of his neighbours dog

Why did the octopus cross the road?

Who knows and who cares.

Canada has free heath-care, here is a link to some Canada Facts!https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada

my class is my house is quite I suck a dick now one cares

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