What do you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. last time she just let it go.
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
the orphan: why don't my parents love me? me: because you don't have any
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
are you an orphanage? why? because i wanna put my kids in you
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."
What's the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
why does an orphan go to church ? so they call someone father and be loved
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 7 percent?
" Why is it that Orphans only play tennis" That's the only love they can get"...
Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
