Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Suicidal Friend's Shopping Trip
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! So, this dude takes his suicidal buddy to the mall to cheer him up, right? They buy all this stuff, and when they scan the last item, the machine just beeps... by itself! It's like the machine is saying, "Woah, too much stuff, buddy needs help!" It's funny because it's dark and unexpected, like finding out your grandma's a secret rapper.
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Donut
I dont get it-
Anonymous
I think he’s saying that his friends scanned himself