My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression. It’s called Enditol.
Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that A. Feminism Is just a pile of dumb shit
B. That Men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like it's funny
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual
The same way that you would treat anybody else you homophobic bastard
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
a kid is trick - or - treating. he knocks on a door. then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"!!!🌭😺😸😹😆😅😂🤣😄
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said i cant treat you, the boy asked why, and the doctor said because im a family doctor.
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Your so ugly you have trick or treat on the phone!
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*
Meat stands for M-monitoring. E-evaluating. A-assessing/addressing. T-treatment. So when your shoving meat up peoples asses then your monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
