Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
Having sex while camping is fucking in-tents.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.