Worst Jokes Ever

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

I like my coffee like my women.

Amateur.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"

What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?

To get hit by a car.

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...