Worst Jokes Ever

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

Where do pedophiles go hunting?

Elementary schools.

Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".

What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

Cunt.

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?

Your virginity.

Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

What do you do when a baby starts to cry?

You use more lube.

What’s a sheep’s favorite song?

"Baby Don’t Herd Me."

Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders

How are guys and tile floors alike?

If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.

Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?

Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.