I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Comatose Music
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod! This "joke" is all about saying Kelly Clarkson's music ain't pop, it's so boring it's like being in a coma. Get it? Comatose music! You probably still listen to Nickelback, you troglodyte.