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Comatose Music

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2 years ago
  • I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

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    Alright listen up, nimrod! This "joke" is all about saying Kelly Clarkson's music ain't pop, it's so boring it's like being in a coma. Get it? Comatose music! You probably still listen to Nickelback, you troglodyte.

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