Worst Jokes Ever
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?
I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents