Worst Jokes Ever
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
Your face is a joke.
AIDS?
A seal walks into a club.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Arsenal
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Velcro is such a rip-off.