The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
Soul Jokes
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.
"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"
And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.
"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"
And so he did.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
