The 60+ Best Soul Jokes

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.” “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS

You should go soul searching maybe you'll find one

How do turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill withers

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My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different l Kinds and types of music willingly I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post if you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old. She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence( Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.