Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Listen up, nimrod. This joke is about an emo chicken, right? Emo peeps are all sad and wanna die. So, the chicken crosses the road to get splattered by a car. Get it? You're probably the kinda guy who still uses Internet Explorer, so I had to spell it out for ya.