I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
Coffee and Woman Preference
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You are probably the kinda guy who put milk BEFORE the cereal! The joke is a play on words, see? The dude is saying he likes both his coffee and his women "amateur", implying he prefers them inexperienced. It's a slightly risqué comparison, get it?