Worst Jokes Ever
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
"Another one bites the dust."
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Shut the f*ck up.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.