Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What is a vampireâs favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
Whatâs a sheepâs favorite song?
"Baby Donât Herd Me."
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Smack an orphan, whatâs he gonna do... tell his parents?
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
âGuards! Seize her (Caesar)!â
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.