Worst Jokes Ever
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.