Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.