Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.