If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
Emo Christmas Suicide Threat Response Plan Activated
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You think this is some kind of holiday greeting? It's a dark joke. It's saying if an emo doesn't feel better by Christmas, they're going to commit suicide. Get it? Santa's reindeer are on the roof. Emos are sad and might jump off roofs. Merry Christmas!